Graphic Courtesy: JP@Upside of Inertia
h/t Upside of Inertia
Mean Jesus’ master plan to kill 33 million teh gays, broke-asses, and Africans infected with HIV/AIDS has been thwarted a little by a tiny army of liberal stem cells.
Yay, science and medicine!
American Timothy Ray Brown…
….who chose to live in Germany rather than the Death Panel state…
….received a stem cell transplant in his fight against leukemia. He was also HIV positive. His donor happened to carry a gene that makes people immune to the HIV infection. Now both conditions are eradicated.
The assholes suggest this means nothing because Brown only received a stem cell transplant for the leukemia and got lucky the donor carried an HIV resistant gene.
The optimists say, “Fuck you, assholes. You’re just jealous because you weren’t the first to cure HIV.
The liberal stem cells pontificate, “Let us fight to cure more diseases!”
The hate group known as The Family Research Council says, “Kill, kill, kill. Butt sex is of the devil. Every stem cell used to be sacred.”
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I remember seeing some research some years ago indicating that some percentage of descendants of people who survived the Black Death in Europe back in the day are resistant to HIV.
Of course the FRC and its ilk would prefer us to be living back in the day when plague could do its no-doubt-godly work of slaughtering the heathen. (It’s kind of like the war on terror in those countries full of skinny brown people: if you get killed by an American weapon, or a NATO weapon, you are de facto a terrorist/insurgent/bad guy/talib/neighborhood nuisance – got to make sure we count all the four-year-old insurgents (read ‘heathens’ back in the day) our brave forces kill.)
Right on. You know, if America’s going to go through a political Dark Ages like we are, at least we should build beautiful, long-lasting buildings and bridges like the medieval folks. You know, employ the braun while the brain is shut off. But no. We build ugly shit that falls apart and we’re idiots.
Landfills are going to be America’s legacy.
There are plenty samples for every museum for the next milleniums.
Ugh.
Don’t go on Upside of inertia ever again, he sucks.
Wow. Wow. Wow. A link between a possible cure for AIDS and stem cells research. This has to be as the worst day for hate groups since April 30, 1945.
I’m falling off my chair over this. WOW.
Google Translate fucked you, Jean-Philippe. The Upside of Inertia guy vacuums satire from the Republican underbelly.
ou…
L’homme de à l’Envers de l’Inertie aspirateurs satire du bas ventre of Republicains
How’d I do?
Maybe Ric can help you how the laws of physics about inertia apply to suction.
😆 That’s beyond fucked, that’s meat grinded then frozen/unfrozen 3 times…
So gravity sucks? Geez. Stop hating everything. 😛
I’ll anonymously sign you up for Family Research Council (the hate group) flyers. 😈
Do that and I’ll give Bristol’s Palin cell number to your sons… 😉
Oh. This is war.
I’m sure Sarah and you would enjoy knitting socks for your grandkids together… 😛
I don’t know whether to hit you for A) the sparkling sexism, B) reminding me that I will end up a grandmother, or C) juxtaposing Sarah Palin and me in any context.
Better. I’m writing Mike Tyson and Spencer Bachus to say “Jean-Philippe called you a pussy…and he’s in Canada. Go get him.” I wield this power.
No… NOOO… Tyson is going to play that Phil Collins song and destroy me… (didn’t see the Hangover yet but this joke in the preview was priceless)
To redeem myself, here’s that joke for what Sarah and Bristol are going to talk about next Spring:
B: Mommy… I’m sorry… I think I’m pregnant again…
S: What! You’re going to blow another shot to the White house with your […]!! I can’t believe it!!! WHO IS THE FATHER???
B: If only I could tell…
🙂 You are still not redeemed.
What if I throw in the autographed underpants John McCain soiled the last time he debated with Obama?
Maybe. 😆
They could jazz up your car’s antenna.
Eww. Maybe not.
Don’t tell Santa about my naughty jokes. I’m sure on his list I’m already down to a gift mentioned in your blog post title.
Yes! Slain by your own idea…a poetic end. I’m telling Santa to send you this:
I’d like to reply with this link:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/301013
Shit. Impressive shit.
Wait? Santa’s bringing you stem cells?
😆
Will you two please get a room!
Nice sparkling sexism, Ric. I’m signing you up anonymously for hookers.
You’re really sharpening your diplomacy skills… ;o)
You’ll get an UN room named after you before you know it…
I know. I’m awesome. The UN wants awesome.
What am I supposed to do with a hooker? No really. I forget.
Fine. I’ll send Senator Vitter, too. All this hand-holding. Fuck.
Well I do know that I don’t do Senators.
This is to your advantage. 🙂
Quit playin’ favorites. Sign me up too.
Good ones, though. I don’t have the antibodies for any extraneous a) crud or b) uglies at the mo.
…
Also, they need to be women.
😆 ok. i’m taking notes here.
Wait…better. I will find an STD clinic and write your email on the bathroom wall. 😈
Sorry, I meant a wing.
😆
Nobody’d believe it. (See my comment re: hookers.)
You cannot thwart me, Ric. 😆
Is that a euphemism?
Don’t confuse me. 👿
I’m confused. Am I supposed to thwart you or confuse you?
Sarah Palin naked on a cold day without the pushup bra.
You left out ‘shooting a moose’.
What?
Sharron Angle naked on a cold day.
What is this sudden fascination you have with repugnant naked women on cold days?
Poop.
Self esteem music.
And they say waterboarding is torture :spook:
:spook:? Whazzat? CIA talk?
I tried to make an emoticon with big eyes 😯
There you go, wrong S word
😀
Two points … I don’t give Focus on the Family much of my time – thus leaving it up to others to hammer them.
Nonetheless, the dialogue in the comments was a great post in its own right! Well done.
😀 This is where the cultured folks hang. 😀
And me.
You’re the clever folk. 😀
Shouldn’t people of Focus on the family focus on their family rather than wasting time on other people’s lives?
I’ve covered this point extensively, j-p….six part series:
And my favorite:
(don’t feel obligated to read…you can get the titles in the links…though The Focus on the Butt Sex is apropos to this post)
I guess the collective amount of writings on this point in the blogosphere could fill a phonebook big enough to beat these jesus freak into the idea to mind their own business…
Yay… I’m going to read your six posts tomorrow… 😀
a phonebook big enough to beat these jesus freak into the idea to mind their own business…
You should write poetry. 😆
You don’t have to read the six posts. It’s all downhill after the headlines…except the focus on the butt sex picture…it’s magical.
OH MY GOD I thought it was a flashlight 😯
James Dobson is very talented. 😆
“And now the altar server is going to insert the Holy Spirit into me…”
…and simultaneously pray away the gay.
if stemcell research results in a cure for cancer or any other horrible diseases, anyone who has disparaged the research with their bullshit about it being anti-life should never be allowed to avail themselves of those cures. let them have leeches and a couple of tylenol.
And you know, re cures, those little bitches will be the first in line for THEIR (mean) god-ordained right to everything. 😡
of course they will. just like they hate giving any money for medical research until they get a disease. then they can’t push enough money toward research for a cure. that’s why there’s so little money for diseases that primarily affect women. there are so many more men than women in congress. fuckers.
I’m really going to need Congress to stop sucking.
Maybe healthy nuts should get leeches as well… who knows what the little creatures could suck out…
that’s what lindseypoo graham is there for.