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Jesus has been super annoyed, even embarrassed, by his more nutty brand of followers, Republicans; so, he surreptitiously smote Focus on the Family’s budget.

First sacrifice?

The Love One Out, the program that unhomosexualizes Republicans who are not gay and never have been gay.

Okay, it’s really Love Won Out, but you know what those mega-pervs are thinking.

Getting out the gayness will now be up to Exodus International out of Orlando, Florida who bought the voodoo- mojo “product” that sanitizes lightness in the loafers.

…and they’re thinking about rebranding the name to Forbidden Fruits?  No.

Embracing his gayness, activist Wayne Besen says the program is being cut because nobody cares.

(Big ol’ shrinkage factor.)

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