Bigots gathered at Alabama Chick-Fil-A stores Wednesday to celebrate a special fellowship of hatred for gay people. Ordained Baptist minister Mike Huckabee named August 1st, 2012 as Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, a time set aside for hate-filled people to feel warm and fuzzy as they mutually loathe any notions of equality for human beings that identify themselves as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Spending money at Chick-Fil-A of course means that the company has more money to give to hate groups like the Family Research Council. Huckabee’s idea came in response to Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy taking heat for his very public bigotry.
The state of Alabama’s Department of Agriculture got on board by taking pride that state-raised chicken might be nourishing the hate-filled customers.