Portman to Huckabee: Suck my Dick

 

I'd rather be Portman's kid than Huckabee's. Just sayin'.

Remember when Huckabee’s kid hanged a dog at Boy Scout camp?

If only Obama could have grown up in the awesomeness of Arkansas and tortured dogs with other Boy Scouts…then he’d be a real American and not a Muslim.

Then there was the time little David Huckabee was arrested for having a loaded gun at the airport.

Huckabee’s failure to raise a humanoid didn’t stop him from shooting off his mouth about Natalie Portman’s pregnancy:

You know Michael, one of the things that’s troubling is that people see a Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, ‘Hey look, you know, we’re having children, we’re not married, but we’re having these children, and they’re doing just fine.’ But there aren’t really a lot of single moms out there who are making millions of dollars every year for being in a movie. And I think it gives a distorted image that yes, not everybody hires nannies, and caretakers, and nurses. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care. And that’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of children wedlock.

You know, right now, 75 percent of black kids in this country are born out of wedlock. 61 percent of Hispanic kids — across the board, 41 percent of all live births in America are out of wedlock births. And the cost of that is simply staggering.” (Source)

With what manner of judgment yall are judgin’, so shall your dumb asses be judged.”  –Judges 54:12 ¾

Now, Huckabee’s lying his ass off about what he said.

Woe be unto the liar for he shall have his nutsack torn off like the last 6 squares on the toilet paper roll.  –in the John 3:16