Big, Fat Anvil of Irony Falls on Chris Hansen’s Head

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic. The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs Continue reading →

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in Continue reading →

Justice David Jerkoff Shitsack Prosser Chokes Woman Judge

Thank God, the conservative Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser was just re-elected for 10 more years.   The Badger Continue reading →

Georgia Fucks Up Farmers by Running Off Mexicans

georgia pictures Way to go, Georgia dipshits. Fruits and vegetables rot in the fields of Georgia because the Peach State Continue reading →

Liveblogging Obama’s Speechificating on a Hot Summer Night

So, what are yall up to? I’m listening to a capital murder trial with a super pissed-off Nancy Grace and Continue reading →

All Grown Up and Going to Medical School

Yaaaayyyyy, Alexa!!!!  I’ve been quiet on this front, but life is popping in the real world.  My beautiful daughter Alexa Continue reading →

Europe Has to Scold Douchebag Libido for Money

us pictures It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to Continue reading →