Yay!!!! Friday!!!!! It may be time to brush up on your pick-up lines since there’s a new sign.
A 13th sign is being added to the Zodiac calendar to account for the Earth’s shift over the last few thousand years.
WTF? Did I need my mind blown today? No.
Astronomer Park Kunkle says the signs you were born under are different now because a wobble on the planet’s axis generated a one-month bump in star alignment.
It just freakin’ figures. I’m now the water boy. How just like life. Grrrr.
Star gazers say ‘Earth is currently in a different spot in relation to the Sun, and its equatorial alignment has changed from 3,000 years ago when the study of astrology began — back when 12 zodiac signs were assigned to 12 different periods of the year’.” (NBC 2 News)
Here’s your real horoscope adjusted:
- Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
- Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
- Pisces: March 11- April 18
- Aries: April 18- May 13
- Taurus: May 13- June 21
- Gemini: June 21- July 20
- Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
- Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
- Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
- Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
- Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
- Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
- Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
My Aquarius sign is ruled by Uranus! Get it???
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