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h/t Upside of Inertia

Mean Jesus’ master plan to kill 33 million teh gays, broke-asses, and Africans infected with HIV/AIDS has been thwarted a little by a tiny army of liberal stem cells.

Yay, science and medicine!

American Timothy Ray Brown…

….who chose to live in Germany rather than the Death Panel state…

….received a stem cell transplant in his fight against leukemia.  He was also HIV positive.  His donor happened to carry a gene that makes people immune to the HIV infection.  Now both conditions are eradicated.

The assholes suggest this means nothing because Brown only received a stem cell transplant for the leukemia and got lucky the donor carried an HIV resistant gene.

The optimists say, “Fuck you, assholes.  You’re just jealous because you weren’t the first to cure HIV.

The liberal stem cells pontificate, “Let us fight to cure more diseases!”

The hate group known as The Family Research Council says, “Kill, kill, kill.  Butt sex is of the devil.  Every stem cell used to be sacred.”

(Source.)

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71 thoughts on “Stem Cells Side with the Butt Sex

  1. I remember seeing some research some years ago indicating that some percentage of descendants of people who survived the Black Death in Europe back in the day are resistant to HIV.

    Of course the FRC and its ilk would prefer us to be living back in the day when plague could do its no-doubt-godly work of slaughtering the heathen. (It’s kind of like the war on terror in those countries full of skinny brown people: if you get killed by an American weapon, or a NATO weapon, you are de facto a terrorist/insurgent/bad guy/talib/neighborhood nuisance – got to make sure we count all the four-year-old insurgents (read ‘heathens’ back in the day) our brave forces kill.)

  2. Don’t go on Upside of inertia ever again, he sucks.

    Wow. Wow. Wow. A link between a possible cure for AIDS and stem cells research. This has to be as the worst day for hate groups since April 30, 1945.

    I’m falling off my chair over this. WOW.

    • Google Translate fucked you, Jean-Philippe. The Upside of Inertia guy vacuums satire from the Republican underbelly.

      ou…

      L’homme de à l’Envers de l’Inertie aspirateurs satire du bas ventre of Republicains

      How’d I do? :mrgreen:

      • Maybe Ric can help you how the laws of physics about inertia apply to suction.

        😆 That’s beyond fucked, that’s meat grinded then frozen/unfrozen 3 times…

                • I don’t know whether to hit you for A) the sparkling sexism, B) reminding me that I will end up a grandmother, or C) juxtaposing Sarah Palin and me in any context.

                  Better. I’m writing Mike Tyson and Spencer Bachus to say “Jean-Philippe called you a pussy…and he’s in Canada. Go get him.” I wield this power.

                  • No… NOOO… Tyson is going to play that Phil Collins song and destroy me… (didn’t see the Hangover yet but this joke in the preview was priceless)

                    To redeem myself, here’s that joke for what Sarah and Bristol are going to talk about next Spring:

                    B: Mommy… I’m sorry… I think I’m pregnant again…
                    S: What! You’re going to blow another shot to the White house with your […]!! I can’t believe it!!! WHO IS THE FATHER???
                    B: If only I could tell…

  3. Two points … I don’t give Focus on the Family much of my time – thus leaving it up to others to hammer them.

    Nonetheless, the dialogue in the comments was a great post in its own right! Well done.

  4. if stemcell research results in a cure for cancer or any other horrible diseases, anyone who has disparaged the research with their bullshit about it being anti-life should never be allowed to avail themselves of those cures. let them have leeches and a couple of tylenol.

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