New Republicans are pissing off Old Republicans because New Republicans are categorically fucking stupid, according to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg:
The newly elected GOP can’t fucking read much less point to goddamn China on a map.” (Fox News)
In other news of the dumb, former President George W. Bush recalls pissing off Dick Cheney:
Remember that when I didn’t pardon I. Lewis Libby (who writes bear porn)? That was cool.” (MSNBC)
You’ll recall Cheney, Libby, and Rove made Bush look like a dumbass a dumber ass. (WaPo)
Speaking of Rove, Turdblossom says President Obama isn’t nearly as politically skilled as former President Clinton. (Orlando Sentinel)
Because it’s a fucking contest?
And Peggy Noonan cut loose in the Wall Street Journal and went straight-up street on Sarah Palin:
The point is not ‘He was a great man and you (Sarah Fucking Palin) are a nincompoop,’ though that is true. Hff, hff, hff, hff, hff.”
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whoa! i wonder what the rethugs will say about bloomberg now. he’s pretty popular, so they had better think before they speak (like that would ever happen). i also wonder what the evil spawn, liz cheney, will say about chimpy for dissing her daddy. i doubt that we’ll hear directly from deadeye dick now that he no longer has a pulse. interesting that turdblossom had to go back to bill clinton to find a president who was politically skilled. wasn’t there a president after clinton? maybe i’m remembering wrong. and peggington noonington? i bet little prissy chrissie would not approve of what the pegster does while looking at her old st. ronnie pictures.
Bloomberg is banking on them not being able to read. 😀
We need an animation of Liz Cheney with acid spewing out of her mouth and melting an innocent bystander to bones.
Turdblossom is trying to stir shit. But yeah, Peeance Freeance wasn’t the deftest. 😆
Bush flat out said Sarah Palin isn’t qualified to be president. She does make him look smart, and he has to be grateful for that.
Noonington. omg. I bet she was trying bed William F. Buckley. That’s where she learned to talk and write like that.
http://roto-rouda.blogspot.com/2010/11/scary-sarah.html
Thanks for the link. 🙂
Also too, Bristol Palinspawn is best buds with the sister of one of those army guys that killed a bunch of afghan civilians just for funzies.
I find that pretty stupid too.
There is no tile on this particular cesspool; it’s cess all the way down.
The bone collecting caveman fuck killers?
That’d be the ones.
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/11/revealed-bristol-palin-strolls-around.html
Crazy.
what’s really scary is that the longer bristol is on dwts, the bigger she gets. i’ve never seen a contestant gain weight on that show. even her head is growing. the scariest part is that, the bigger her head gets, the smaller her partner’s gets. 😯
I wondered if she was heifering up. It might be kinda cute having a linebacker chick tossing a little dude around. 😆
I’m thinking she’s got yet another unlicensed bun in yon oven.
The really-really funny thing is that her mom’s cadre of Moonies keep voting her to stay on the air, and so is keeping her….largesse….in the public eye.
Ha. Ha.
No Michelle Bachman? I don’t know what she has said because I don’t listen to her, but I imagine it was something stupid.
Oh … Now Queen Sarah is taking on the Fed Chair. As she continues to energize her base, she continues to self-destruct in front of the masses.
Frank. There was SO much dumb, and just one little ol’ me. 😯
Hi Melissa
Hope all is well. As a Republican, my chief concern with Sarah Palin is that she doesn’t come across as someone who doesn’t know the difference between Moscow, Idaho and Moscow, Russia. Personally, I believe she does know the difference, but we–the Republicans–have to be wary that she doesn’t fall victim to any doubts, especially if we dare nominate her in 2012.
Have a good week.
Hi, Al! 😀
Please nominate Sarah! Pretty please?
Appreciate your good sense of humor, Melissa, but I won’t even try to begin matching wits with the clever likes of a Brer Rabbit. Brer Fox tried and, well, you know the rest of the story. Hopefully, Sarah Palin will be a good sport and lend her time to the Republican cause in 2012 (in terms of exciting, motivating our base), but will refrain from actually tossing her own hat into the ring. Am crossing my fingers…
Stop crossing your fingers! (Pulling out my Jedi mind shit) You want Sarah. You want Sarah. You want Sarah. 😆
yeah, but brer fox news is trying now.
Well, she went to college briefly in the one. Whichever it was.
By “not fall victim to doubts” do you mean “always make sure she has her ear bud in and turned on”? Because it’s either that or a year’s worth of cram sessions, and I don’t think her jam-packed schedule of low-grade goof-ups will allow for that.
I’ll betcha the Grand Ol’ Princess has not spent her free time and new found fortune on books or tutoring. Spanx you very much. 😀
I could not agree more!
http://roto-rouda.blogspot.com/2010/11/scary-sarah.html
Hi, Andrea! 🙂
Hopefully, Sarah ignores the latest polls and runs. A party divided cannot win.
just don’t understand why you thought it was okay to use the word retard. really awful choice of words. do you frequently use slurs that mock the disabled?
Hi, Mikey!!! 😀
You’ll be honored to know I am presently holding a candle light vigil in memorium of your sense of humor. I rock like that.
But just in case you’re from a place where they use much fancier English, I’ll clue you in on the word “retard.”
Re·tard, function noun \ri-ˈtärd\ North American slang: idiot.
Do you poop in your hand often?
It’s only mocking the disabled if in fact Palin, Bush, Cheney, Rove, and the rest of their criminal gang are actually, as opposed to metaphorically, retarded.
Mocking the unable, yes; mocking the disabled, no.
But thanks for playing.
Mostly I use fuck and its glorious and infinite varieties to insult people. Case in point, fuckstick, mother fucker, fucktarded, ratfuck, hitlerfuck, teafucks, fucking whatever. Nobody’s ever asked me, Why do you impugn coitus?
I don’t. I use a strong word for a strong sentiment.
Why *do* you impugn coitus? What’s it ever done to you?
Are you fucking kidding me? I fucking love fucking? It’s how I fucking got here and reproduced a fine litter of offspring and had/have tons of FREE recreation! Fucking only costs money if you’re a Republican or Eliot Spitzer or Charlie Sheen. 😀
Or Hugh Grant.
Al is an exception to all of this, obviously. My super FBI-CIA monster profiling skills, combined with rocking spidey senses, indicate Al gets laid a lot or he wouldn’t be so pleasant and cheerful all the time.
“Free,” she says. How much was that movie? How much was that dinner? How much was that ill-conceived and only half-assembled apparatus from the “Fun Zone” Emporium?
Rhetorical questions, obviously. 🙂
😀