Don't worry, men folk, drive-thru prostate exams are next!!!
Yes, Fox & Friends is so stupid they think Taco Bell is the phone company for Mexicans.
Still!!!!
STEVE DOOCY: And the thing about it that was audacious was the fact that he [Sen. Harry Reid] was talking about Planned Parenthood being this great provider where women can get blood pressure checks, and pap smears, and breast —
NOT STEVE DOOCY: Which you can get at Walgreens.
STEVE DOOCY: –examinations. Exactly right.
Stephen Colbert had a blast with this. He can’t keep a straight face:
A Walgreens spokesperson was forced to address the dumb:
Neither Walgreens, nor its in-store healthcare clinics, Take Care Clinics, offer pap smears or breast exams.”
Duh.
WriteChic Press 
Fox and Friends: Imagine having any one of those assholes for a neighbor. I couldn’t live with myself.
They all HAVE to have spouses. None of them could live on their own and not burn a home down.
They really are as dumb as they look.
But Rite-Aid has a sale on liver transplants next week. One hour, in and out, done right there in the store by a specially trained pharmacist.
I rarely think “dumb” and “breathtaking” in the same thought, but they make it happen.
…as in breathtakingly dumb?
Yes. Maybe CVS has a remedy for breathtakingly dumb.
Yeah, they call it Fox Fix.
Ahhhh. 😀
I loved the Colbert bit – more for the fact he kept cracking himself up than the bit itself. I love when he loses it!
This reminds me of an old family joke. We had a Jack-In-The-Box restaurant by my folks house, closed back in the early 80s. The next tenants were, I kid you not, a doctor’s group, with a GP, a pediatrician, and an OB/GYN. From the day they moved in, my mother referred to them as “Doc In The Box”.
Am I the only one contemplating drive-thru … “down there” exams for both girls and guys? Don’t know about you ladies, but for us guys, it would give a new meaning to calling a drive-thru a “pain in the ass”! 😀
wait…so who was that dude feeling me up in walgreens? he had on a lab coat and said, “trust me, i’m a doctor”….
Which Walgreens are you going to? I wanna go. 😉
that was the photo guy. he thinks he’s an ophthalmologist, because he knows how to fix red eye.
😆
I’ve never seen Colbert have to fight for it so hard. 😆
Doc-in-the-Box is common vernacular around here for walk-in clinics.
This was for you, John. WordPress farted.
I howled with laughter watching Colbert’s bit!! Instead of “Fox and Friends”, they should be called “Fox and Fools”.
‘Fox and Fools’, It has a nice ring to it!
Hi, Helen! I laughed so hard when he lost it. 😀
😆
I’m picturing thousands of morons hitting Walgreens with these crazy request…
I may tease my Walgreens clerk and ask for a breast exam. 😯
(Yanks a Walgreen’s clerk’s shirt off, shrugs it quickly on.)
Uh, miss! Over here, miss! I’ll be happy to help you! 😉
Very funny. I would ask the cranky old lady just to see her get crankier. Not a guy. 😉
Why do you hate this guy, Writechic?
Why?
Pimply-faced desperate sadsacks need some lovin’ too.
…
(…*sob*…)
Dude. I have to have a grudge against my boobs. 😯
You ain’t no fun at all! Phooey! 😉
I’m the right propaganda arm of the no fun club. 😀
wait until you’re old, and you can’t afford your meds, because medicare is dead and gone. you can trade a feel for a lipitor pill.
But where does that leave us old guys? Uh – never mind, it’s too late to contemplate going there!
old guys can get themselves forged walgreens employee nametags. you’ll be sick, but at least you’ll be able to cop a few feels from some desperate old broads.
38 longs…as Phyllis Diller once called hers.
These people are as dumb as a sack of rocks…which goes to explain why we have the equally stupid politicians. Fox’s millions of viewers are just as ignorant as Fox’s talent (if you can call them that), and help elect these mental pygmies we have running things…which should scare the shit out of every person in America who has half a brain vis-a-vis the direction the country is headed. Ya gotta laugh to keep from crying.
You make a good point, Vicki. Huntsman is smarter than these guys, Romney is a little but Republicans in general are too bigoted for Mormons. The rest of the pack is lucky if they average an IQ in the triple digits.
Swipe’n’go pap smears? That’s small potatoes-type stupid as far as Fox’n’Friends go. Remember this’un?
http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2009/07/08/qotd/index.html
Hey,I’m not a gynocologist(I can’t even spell it!) But I’ll take a look.AND we have a shiny new walgreens!!
Taco bell is not the phone company for the mexicants?Damn.
Walgreens is America’s new pick up place thanks to F&F. 😆
Walgreens should tell the morning stooges the same thing that LensCrafters laid on Bachmann today-cut the crap using company references to your hare brained rants or our lawyers will get to know you on a first name basis. They can join Charlie Crist on the YouTube apology curcuit. Just ask David Byrne about that one.
She’s the Wipeout of intellect:
I was listening to XM radio the other day and a woman called in and said she walked up and put her twat on the counter for a pap smear at Walmart by mistake. 🙂
😆 The Walmart people hate that. Everyone knows that’s where you go for prostate exams. 😆
Is that because shopping at Wal-Mart is such a pain in the butt? 😉
Idn’t it though?
Part of the fun of getting in late to the conversation is reading the great comments. Thanks everyone … as I’m still LMAO!
But I’m just not sure which is better: Colbert’s commentary or Melissa’s title?
WriteChic for ambassador to either Russia or China!
Hi, Frank! 😀
This all will keep me in good humor when I go to the Gyn. tomorrow.
Don’t forget to ask your gyn about when they will open an office an Walgreen’s.
Walgreens is across the street. I hope I get an exam room with a window looking out over it. 😀
Request the room!!!
Steve Doofey needs a check-up from the neck up. I’ll bet he can get one @walgreens
Brain scans: aisle 5. 🙂
Hi Melissa!
Still offering great reading material I see…Am still chuckling over
“Yes, Fox & Friends is so stupid they think Taco Bell is the phone company for Mexicans”
Absolutely enjoy reading you. Should our electronic paths not cross again this week, here’s wishing you and yours a safe and memorable holiday.
Hi, Al. 😀
Hope your Easter was eggsellent. (I know. Throw a tomato at me.) 😀
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