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Yes, Fox & Friends is so stupid they think Taco Bell is the phone company for Mexicans.

Still!!!!

STEVE DOOCY: And the thing about it that was audacious was the fact that he [Sen. Harry Reid] was talking about Planned Parenthood being this great provider where women can get blood pressure checks, and pap smears, and breast —

NOT STEVE DOOCY: Which you can get at Walgreens.

STEVE DOOCY: –examinations. Exactly right.

Stephen Colbert had a blast with this.  He can’t keep a straight face:

A Walgreens spokesperson was forced to address the dumb:

Neither Walgreens, nor its in-store healthcare clinics, Take Care Clinics, offer pap smears or breast exams.”

Duh.

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53 thoughts on “Trust Your Twat to Walgreens

  1. They really are as dumb as they look.

    But Rite-Aid has a sale on liver transplants next week. One hour, in and out, done right there in the store by a specially trained pharmacist.

  2. I loved the Colbert bit – more for the fact he kept cracking himself up than the bit itself. I love when he loses it!
    This reminds me of an old family joke. We had a Jack-In-The-Box restaurant by my folks house, closed back in the early 80s. The next tenants were, I kid you not, a doctor’s group, with a GP, a pediatrician, and an OB/GYN. From the day they moved in, my mother referred to them as “Doc In The Box”.
    Am I the only one contemplating drive-thru … “down there” exams for both girls and guys? Don’t know about you ladies, but for us guys, it would give a new meaning to calling a drive-thru a “pain in the ass”! 😀

  3. I howled with laughter watching Colbert’s bit!! Instead of “Fox and Friends”, they should be called “Fox and Fools”.

  4. These people are as dumb as a sack of rocks…which goes to explain why we have the equally stupid politicians. Fox’s millions of viewers are just as ignorant as Fox’s talent (if you can call them that), and help elect these mental pygmies we have running things…which should scare the shit out of every person in America who has half a brain vis-a-vis the direction the country is headed. Ya gotta laugh to keep from crying.

  5. Hey,I’m not a gynocologist(I can’t even spell it!) But I’ll take a look.AND we have a shiny new walgreens!!
    Taco bell is not the phone company for the mexicants?Damn.

  6. Walgreens should tell the morning stooges the same thing that LensCrafters laid on Bachmann today-cut the crap using company references to your hare brained rants or our lawyers will get to know you on a first name basis. They can join Charlie Crist on the YouTube apology curcuit. Just ask David Byrne about that one.

  7. Part of the fun of getting in late to the conversation is reading the great comments. Thanks everyone … as I’m still LMAO!

    But I’m just not sure which is better: Colbert’s commentary or Melissa’s title?

    WriteChic for ambassador to either Russia or China!

  8. Hi Melissa!

    Still offering great reading material I see…Am still chuckling over

    “Yes, Fox & Friends is so stupid they think Taco Bell is the phone company for Mexicans”

    Absolutely enjoy reading you. Should our electronic paths not cross again this week, here’s wishing you and yours a safe and memorable holiday.

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