Oh sure. The liberals will produce all of these “scientificky” studies saying one-armed people are more likely to cut off their good arm with a switchblade than assault a criminal. But whatever. Until then…
The good one-armed people of Maine finally have won the hard-fought battle to carry switchblades.
The bill focuses on the inconvenience of one-armed people having to open a blade with their teeth whenever they have to stab someone.
Well, no more! Switchblades are legal for them now.
Lawmakers, however, limit the length of switchblades to three inches.
Which does no good if your attacker is 4 inches away. Fucking liberals.