Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet? Yes?
Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk.
Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty.
Ok. I’ve never been this drunk, but if I had been, I don’t think it’s something I’d share with the planet. Why would she do this?
Well, she accuses him of “stealing” her virginity. She didn’t give it up, he stole it. But somehow it’s not date rape.
Okay, I have to think like a Palinite…
- It’s excellent revenge to give the world an image of Levi doing a girl in a drunken coma.
- At the same time, completely abolish any responsibility for having sex.
She was so broke up about being done in a booze coma that she got on birth control and properly consented. She says she was on birth control.
She claims while on birth control, she got pregnant anyway.