By Their Fruits and Nutjobs Ye Shall Know Them

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Those Jesusy chuckleheads.

The religious right uses Psalm 109:8 to send a “prayer” to President Obama.

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.”

It’s part of a curse that continues,

May his children be orphans, and his wife a widow.”

And let him lose everything he has, those orphans be abandoned, his father remembered as a sinner, and his memory cut off from the earth.

….and his dog die.  (Okay,  not that)

Nice people though.

The slogan is being used on bumper stickers.   And The Cafe Press community recently pulled the image “Psalm 108:9″ from its inventory.

Sarah Quits Book Signing, Bails on Fans

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Former VP Candidate Sarah Palin left about a third of her Indiana book fans in a bind.

Crowds waited more than three hours at Borders in Noblesville to get a wristband for the autograph line, then another three hours to get Palin’s signature.  One thousand wristbands were given out.  With 300 people left, Palin bailed on the event.  No reasons or apologies were offered as of yet.

Fans booed her bus and chanted, “Sign our books!” as she prepared to leave.

PR FAIL!!!  Yet very princessy.

Sarah Says, Take Stock In Jews-a-Flockin’

“Everywhere like such as, the Israel, and The West Bank and the Gaza Strip, like such as.”

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Ok, Sarah says, “The Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon.  Because that population of Israel is going to grow (head nods emphatically) more and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead.”

OMG, the big schlepp to the Jewish settlements in the Palestinian territories…I totally forgot.

Sarah prattles on, “And I don’t think that the Obama administration has any right to tell Israel that the Jewish settlements cannot expand.’

Barbara: Even if it is Palestinian areas.

Back to Sarah, “DAaaaaarr, I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to expand.”

I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to expand.

I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to expand.

I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to expand.

Better get her back to that Republican ranch in Montana where they program these bitches.

911 For Nookie

Illegal Booty Call

I guess Joshua Basso is the sort of guy who hangs outside abortion clinics trying to pick up chicks.

I mean he knows for a fact they put out.

Well, police in Florida had to arrest ol’ Josh because he wouldn’t stop calling 911 for sex.  Yes, it’s true.  You see he had used up all of his cell phone minutes, and he figured a 911 operator was his last chance for a hook-up…since his phone would only dial 911.

After 5 calls, the dispatcher sent the law after the 29-year-old.

Dude is unemployed with a rap sheet that includes theft and other crimes dating back to 2001.

Jesus Punches Carrie Prejean in the Face

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This just in…Jesus’ followers are really pissing him off.  They are such a vast embarrassment.  It seems Christian devotee and proud conservative Carrie Prejean accidently made seven additional dirty porn tapes and inadvertently had 30 more nasty pictures taken.

So, the Almighty hauled off and socked her one.

She’s all about getting her sex on, but scandalized herself during the Miss USA pageant with ridiculous remarks about same sex marriage.

Just so you know, until today, I had not read a single Carrie Prejean story.  I’ve seen headlines and passed.  I’ve heard blurbs on TV and turned the channel.

When the first sex tape was discovered, she called it the biggest mistake of her life.

Subsequent revealed pornos are, I guess, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th biggest mistakes of her life.

When Prejean lost her runner-up crown, she blamed the pageant for discriminating against her for being a good Christian.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!  ::snort:: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A gay caller asked on Larry King what she would advise her gay friends on the subject of marriage.  The bitch wigs…

Veronica De La Cruz Named Among Twitter Activists You Should Be Following

 

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This is a great Friday story to go with the discovery of water on the moon.   The Huffington Post names some of the top activists on Twitter you might think about following when you’re thoroughly bored with tweets about Balloon Boy and Kate Gosselin’s funky life.

If you want to vote on the most influential, go here.

Eric Cartman as Glenn Beck

South Park lends credence to the notion that if Fox News reported it, it never happened. Eric Cartman stole the early morning school announcements this week channeling Glenn Beck. Instead of Obama is a racist, we got Wendy the Class President is a slut.

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Adios, Lou Dobbs!!!

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CNN’s old news tool Lou Dobbs is not going to be your piñata anymore!  He’s taking his pseudo-eruditey brand of hate and finding himself a new network.

Fox News maybe?  Definitely not Telemundo or Univision.

Newer, younger News Tool John King will replace Dobbs because obviously the network wants to make a huge impact and boost those ratings.

Bwaha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Dobbs has made quite a name for himself loathing all things Mexican this last decade.  But he’s not giving up his mission:

Unfortunately, these issues are now defined in the public arena by partisanship and ideology rather than rigorous empirical thought and forthright analysis and discussion.  I will be working diligently to change that as best I can.”

Pendejo, I’m just sayin’.

Hannity and Olbermann, A Real Life Ralph and Sam

Keith Olbermann’s post at Baseball Nerd conjured up a memory of this old cartoon in which Ralph the Coyote and Sam the Sheepdog get along sportingly in the real world, but are out for blood once the clock is punched.

This is a shot of Sean Hannity taking a snap shot of MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann while Olbermann takes one of the Fox News commentator.  Olbermann says they get along perfectly at the ballpark.

 

Photo Courtesy: Keith Olbermann

 

 

Republicans Have a Cao!

Okay, his name is actually pronounced Gow.

But this is the one Repubican, the House’s Olympia Snowe, the Precious who voted with Democrats to pass Health Care Reform.

The GOP is hatin’ on him big time, right now.