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So. Lowe’s bowed cowardly to the demands of bigots.

Ray Speaks from Both Sides of His Mouth

In the name of science, I shouldn’t have unfriended this Ray Fuckstick.  I should have kept gawking.

But look how Ray gets his hate and his Jesus on in the same breath!!! Fucker.

Who did Jesus depict as the Angel of Awesome in the story about the guy who got his ass royally kicked and was left for dead?  Oh, yeah…a SAMARITAN.    Historically, Samaritans and Jewish people loathe one another.

But wise Super Jew Jesus used the example of virtue in an enemy to teach.

And what did Ray Shit-fer-Brains learn from the story?

Not a gat-damn thang.  

And another thing. The idiotic fb status I saw the other day:  “Don’t be PC and say Happy Holidays.  Say ‘Merry Christmas’, cuz Jesus is the Reason for the Season.  And post this as your fb status to prove that you really love Jesus.”

OMG, SHUT UP FOREVER AND DIE.

PC as presently implemented in language wasn’t invented until the 1990s.  Happy Holidays has been around since I was tiny.  And stop wearing your religion like a cheap suit.  Jesus said pray in your closets, asswipes, and not screaming like a banshee in public like a hypocrite.  Gah.

See the 3/4 of a million people that “like” Ray’s link?  Fuck all them, too.  And fuck Lowe’s for being a bunch of pussies.

Lowe’s blows.

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28 thoughts on “Woe unto Scribes, Pharisees, Fucktards

  1. My wife got into it with some ultra-religious yahoo over “Merry Christmas”, pointing out that December 25th is a pagan holiday and has nothing to do with Jesus’ birth, which has been placed somehwere4 in March or April. A devout Christian backed her up with the perfect line. “So if all you can say is ‘Merry Christmas’ at this time of year, that means you think the Jews are wrong, and the Muslims are wrong? Are you going to tell that little boy his mother is stupid because she’s Jewish?”
    From a devout Christian.
    BAM! 😀

    • The way I see it, you can either go “yay Jesus” or you can cheer applause lines like torture and repealing child labor laws and people dying who don’t have health insurance, but you cannot do both.

      Personnally, I find I can’t scrape a sh*t together for folks that get a chubby for Jesus’ birth and death and yet don’t give two f*cks for anything he did in between except, maybe, losing it in the Temple because they think that gives them license to go ape-y on anybody that gets their knickers in a twist.

  2. I dug your claim about Jesus wanting us to pray privately:

    “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

    “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
    Prayer
    “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

    Matthew 6:1-6

  3. i’ve had it with these asswipe zealots. i have a lowe’s credit card, and i’ve spent plenty of money there. i plan on calling them and cancelling my credit card. i was shopping there, because home depot donates a lot to rethugs, but i won’t support a corporation that kowtows to bigots.

  4. I remember the Eisenhower administration, and “Happy Holidays” has been around since THEN. Any half-educated christian will tell you that the church ripped off a number of old religions for their agricultural season-based holidays, and Christmas has little to do with anything known or surmised about Jesus. You’re talking to some real snake handlers if they don’t know that.

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