Dick Cheney ain’t got no friends, son.
It wasn’t enough for Demon Emeritus Dick Cheney to celebrate willful moral failure in his new book with his passionate defense of war crimes. Naw, he went and insulted the only three people who pretend to like him.
- George Bush-a coward for not pardoning the guy that Cheney got put in prison, Scooter Libby.
- Colin Powell-a pussy
- Condi Rice-a cry baby
I guess life is pretty boring after you steal all the money humanly possible from taxpayers and give it to your contractor friends for a bullshit war of aggression. How do you top instituting torture as policy, indefinite imprisonment without habeas corpus, and invasion of any American’s privacy by whim and will?
That’s why we have to hear about Skinny Dick sinking his dentures into his so-called friends’ asses. The fucker is bored.
Why doesn’t Dick Cheney ever visit a dentist?
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Totally. He also reminds of Kim Jong Il in Team America, “Why is everybody so fucking stupid? Why can’t they be interrigent, rike me?” 😀
i love that he’s not getting the response he wanted. no heads are exploding. it’s more like a couple of pimples getting popped. i hope his sales are as unimpressive as he is.
If Dick can’t appreciate the warm fuzzies friends offer, at least you’d think he’s lived long enough to learn they can stop him from looking like such a transparent and evil fool. Ya know? 😉
Now you’re being unfair. He didn’t say a word in his memoir about his buddies of Halliburton.
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Omg.
Cheney should be a lot more careful with Colin Powell. Powell’s bound to have made some mid-rank officer friends during his military days, and there ain’t NOTHING that can ruin your day like a couple of strafing rounds by a pair of A-10s. Colin’s liable to drop a little close air support on Dickey’s …. um … backside! 😉
Wonder how that guy that Dick Cheney shot in the face is doing.
All I remember is that guy apologizing for getting in the way of Cheney’s bullets. That’s how scary Dick is: the guy he shot felt compelled to apologize to *him*. Thank God he’s not president any more 🙂
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Nice. Throw your friends under the bus. Another reason why he’s a dick. That picture was intriguing. I thought, “What the hell is Snooki doing with Dick Cheney?”
Hey, Spinny. Snooki is part of my “popular evil” collection of images. 😀
‘Cuz Snooki…loves her some…
Nah, I can’t do it.
Snooki cannot abide Skinny Dick. I mean what does the hallway think when a hot dog comes slinging through? 😯
“Anybody got a bun?”
One thing for sure about the Dark Father: he gets around pretty good for someone who died a couple of years ago.