Bachmann in Heaven
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This Michele Bachmann photo will allow her to get away with saying anything.

  • “There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.”
  • “Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit that I have, too.” 
  • “If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”
  •  “During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed … The government spent its wad by April 26.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, accusing the Obama administration of premature fiscal ejaculation, May 2009
Now look at the picture again.  How do you feel?
Now this picture of Marcus Bachmann forever answers the mystery: Is he gay?

Pray the Gay to Stay


23 thoughts on “The Photo to Save Michele Bachmann’s Chances

  1. I wonder if the boy has Nomex underwear, ’cause I ain’t seen such a flame job since a napalm strike in ‘Nam!

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  3. So much to go on.

    1. She doesn’t mention the millions and millions of scientists – many of whom hold Nobel Prizes – who think intelligent design was dreamed up by morons.
    2. John Wayne, or John Wayne Gacy? OMG – this can’t be true.
    3. Hey, who needs minimum wage when you’ve got slavery?
    4. Well, if Marcus Bachmann can’t satisfy..

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  5. Didja hear that BBB welcomed folks to her South Carolina rally with a call for them to “celebrate with us the anniversary of Elvis’ birthday”? One problem – it’s the anniversary of his DEATH. D’oh!

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