Oh sure. The liberals will produce all of these “scientificky” studies saying one-armed people are more likely to cut off their good arm with a switchblade than assault a criminal. But whatever. Until then…
The good one-armed people of Maine finally have won the hard-fought battle to carry switchblades.
The bill focuses on the inconvenience of one-armed people having to open a blade with their teeth whenever they have to stab someone.
Well, no more! Switchblades are legal for them now.
Lawmakers, however, limit the length of switchblades to three inches.
Which does no good if your attacker is 4 inches away. Fucking liberals.
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Outside America, we know size matters… 😉
Now, see. Dundee only needed one arm for that move. Machetes should also be legalized. Four inch problem: solved. 😆
3 inches? I think I have a TOOTHPICK longer than that! And trust me, I can whip out things that would absolutely SHAME Mick Dundee.
(Blades, you perverts! Swords, cutlery, bayonets! Yeesh – buncha filthy minded buggers!) 😉
If Maine truly cared about their one armed constituents, they would let them carry side arms unfettered. Who brings a knife to a gun fight, regardless of the size of the blade?
Just sayin 😉
Naw, it’d have to be one of those tiny machine pistols like the MP-5K of the Ingram M-10. Reloading a semi-auto pistol with one hand is a pain – reloading a revolver is a REAL ….. pain. (Hence the reason there were few one-handed Civil War soldiers – BEFORE the shooting started.)
Then again, grenades could be an option – especially for those gang attacks. Or maybe Claymores! Up with firepower! 😀
Because I am a very small person: “side arm”. Ha-ha.
In the singular. I get it. Ilene will make you pay for that. 😯
Bring ’em on. I can take ’em with one arm…tied…behind my…um….
Never mind.
Now Irene is jumping in. She’s North Korean.
3 inches? are things in maine restricted to the size of their governor’s schmeckel?
You sent me to the dictionary, Nonnie, and W 😯 W. I saw the super tiniest schmeckel ever. Maine size:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html
it looks like something proactiv would make disappear. 😯
At least he never debated dressing on the left or right.
do you think it’s really a penis? maybe it’s a third nipple.
p.s. i bet his case gets thrown out of court for lack of evidence.
Only one hand really needed to take down this swordsman.
I LOVE this commercial. The only better one they’ve done lately is the dog chasing the car, a la Bullitt. Best one since R. Lee Ermey as the therapist..That was their best one! I love R. Lee, and miss his “Mail Call” on History.
And now that I’ve revealed my man-crush, I’ll go slink back to my Email. 😀
I want one.
A tiny schmeckel?(badda boom!)
thanks,I’m here all week!
(crickets)
See the glorious education we get here? 😆
Back in the old retail days I could unsnap and flick the blade on my full size Buck quite easily with one hand. For more serious things like open/close or carring out the bank bag, a 45 auto tucked into the belt in back worked for me.
This is why they call you, “Tex.” 😀