Wow. The scrote-munching party has a real gem here.
Just days ago new Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) pontificated over the unconstitutionality of federal child labor laws. Now he asserts federal disaster relief is unconstitutional, and managing catastrophe should be solely the responsibility of the state in crisis.
When asked on the feasibility of a state handling a disaster the magnitude of Katrina, Lee responded:
Well, look, they were, and I generally make a practice of not unnecessarily and futilely going back a few years and saying we shouldn’t have done that because the fact is that we did. But looking forward…states will prepare differently if they understand that it’s their responsibility rather than that of the federal government. (Source)
So was Lee…
a) breastfed by mutant downwinders in Southern Utah
b) given turbo enemas with cold, briny water from The Great Salt Lake by his tranny nanny
c) waterboarded in the Provo Temple’s Baptism for the Dead bathtub until he was fluent in cocksucker
And the Mormons wonder why everyone thinks they suck.