Thank the Deities of the World that you have me. I’ve seen the signs, and I’m here to report.
Republicans are ready to take over the U.S. House of Representatives in an unholy reign of
terror lame. First item on the agenda: fantasies about butt-fucking the elderly, poor, and middle-class with a threat of a healthcare reform repeal.
What’s that Mercutio (subbing for Mercury, messenger of the Gods)? “A plague on your House! A plague on your House!”
Cue Gods: Plagues.
PsssssssttT! Gods, could you, please, go easy on nature? Obama will veto the bullshit.