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American pilots are not down with the porn scans and crotch inspections courtesy of TSA.  Unions are negotiating alternatives. U.S. Airline Pilots Association has told members to call in sick if the feel dirty after TSA’s one-sided petting session. Two pilots have sued.

Here’s a list of the airport now using porn scans in case you have travel plans coming up.

TSA says it’s testing new X-ray technology that would show a stick figure instead of a passenger’s full-body image.

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29 thoughts on “U.S. Pilots Cock Slap Security Measures

  1. i heard on tv today that pilots in uniform won’t have to go through the security measures. ummm, is it just me, or does this announce to the bad guys that all they need to do is get themselves some pilots’ uniforms? 😯

    my son has to fly up to virginia next month. he’ll probably leave from palm beach airport. i better tell him to wear clean underwear.

    • I might need a top ten list of icky tricks to pull on the tsa for the pat down…ie, Double jumbo kotex, hunter’s musk on my zipper (but then I’d have to smell like ass the whole fight), lead pasties, lead-lined undies. Is there a booby trap (hee, hee) that could disturb an agent, but not get me in trouble. I need the bra-size 36 longs. Make it a water bra. Or a bra that honks when you touch it. Hmmm.

      • i have a spinal implant. i have to tell x-ray techs about it before they take a pic, because they get nervous that i might be a suicide bomber. i don’t think the tsa would ever let me out of the airport now.

        i was thinking the other day how many puppies they could rescue from shelters to train to be sniffer dogs. they’d be so much more effective, and puppies would be saved. it would be a win-win.

  2. From MSNBC:

    A longtime Charlotte, N.C., flight attendant and cancer survivor told a local television station that she was forced to show her prosthetic breast during a pat-down.

    Cathy Bossi, who works for U.S. Airways, said she received the pat-down after declining to do the full-body scan because of radiation concerns.

    The TSA screener “put her full hand on my breast and said, ‘What is this?’ ” Bossi told the station. “And I said, ‘It’s my prosthesis because I’ve had breast cancer.’ And she said, ‘Well, you’ll need to show me that.’

  3. Yea, I think I will just drive to CA from NY to drop off my kid to College…I hear they may start cavity searches soon 🙂 Mapquest says it’s only 3000 miles and would take 48 hours. LOL

    • Hi, Teeluck! 🙂

      This morning I read a story about a man with a medical condition that involves wearing equipment to collect urine exteriorly. The TSA broke the seal on the bag during the pat-down and the man had to board his flight in urine soaked clothes. Pretty hideous.

      The TSA spokesjerk said today they will be the least invasive that’s possible. Lovely mincing of words…means nothing. The government should fix this because it’s the right thing to do (but since politicians aren’t ruled by things like conscience, they should fix it bc it’ll cost millions when the govt. is finally sued.

    • Has there been any news about travel drop-off since the new regs have gone into effect? If folks stop flying in time for the holidays, there’s going to be some seriously ticked off industry peoples.

      • I haven’t seen anything official. I did read a story about passengers browbeating TSA officers–calling them pervs, molesters, disgusting, etc. It hurts their feelings.

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