TSA thinks your sexxxy!!!

ht Wonkette

If you opt out of the airport porn cancer scan for you and your kids, be prepared for sack grabs, pervy gropes, or titty twisters.  The people at TSA who’ll be feeling you up this holiday season call it sweet reality, baby.

Former Homeland Security Director, Michael Skeletor Chertoff is making bank off this.  Are you shocked?

Brian J. Sodergren of Ashburn, who works in the health-care industry, is organizing an “opt out” day to encourage passengers to say no to advanced imaging technology, known to industry insiders as a “virtual strip search.” He’s planning the protest for one of the busiest travel days of the year – Nov. 24, the day before Thanksgiving. –Washington Post

Tough choice.  Do I want a mannish TSA bitch feeling up my tits, twat, and butt crack or Eugene McNeverBeenLaid jaggin off to my porn scan or posting it on his perv website?  Hmmm.

Backscatter X-ray uses ionizing radiation, a known cumulative health hazard, to produce images of passengers’ bodies. Children, pregnant women, the elderly, and those with defective DNA repair mechanisms are considered to be especially susceptible to the type of DNA damage caused by ionizing radiation. Also at high risk are those who have had, or currently have, skin cancer. —wewontfly.com

Okay.  Feel me up, you fugly ass bitches.

Very Special Hat Tip to Ric for sharing his traumatic airport porn scan


23 thoughts on “TSA: Porny Rape Scan or Feel You Up?

  1. “airport porn cancer scan”

    Brilliant… 🙂

    Ossama and friends must still be laughting about that. The point of terrorism IS terror.

  2. I can only say that I am happy I could contribute to the greater good of the greater number by participating in this production.

    Naked and proud, say it loud! Whee!

    But, ummm, please tell me that’s not Dick Cheney on the right. It looks like Cheney. You wouldn’t do that, right? Put me in a pix with that scum? Right? Say it ain’t so, M, say it ain’t so! If that’s Cheney I’m going to be sick. Really. I want nothing to do with that piece of foul sewage, not even in jest. Though in seriousness I would be happy to deliver a double kick to his sack.

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  4. Jayzus, when did this all start? We went to New York only a month ago and never had to go through anything like this. Mind you, we were flying to Europe and back.

    Is this only for flights within the USA?

  5. Sure, it’s over here too – but the images it gives are of an iconic diagram of the body, nothing anatomical can be seen.

    And there is NO way that such an invasive, humiliating grope-job would be offered as an alternative.

    Anyway, I’m glad we ran into neither on our visit. And I’ll be damned if I go anywhere near the US if they keep up with this shit.

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