If you opt out of the airport porn cancer scan for you and your kids, be prepared for sack grabs, pervy gropes, or titty twisters. The people at TSA who’ll be feeling you up this holiday season call it sweet reality, baby.
Former Homeland Security Director, Michael Skeletor Chertoff is making bank off this. Are you shocked?
Brian J. Sodergren of Ashburn, who works in the health-care industry, is organizing an “opt out” day to encourage passengers to say no to advanced imaging technology, known to industry insiders as a “virtual strip search.” He’s planning the protest for one of the busiest travel days of the year – Nov. 24, the day before Thanksgiving. –Washington Post
Tough choice. Do I want a mannish TSA bitch feeling up my tits, twat, and butt crack or Eugene McNeverBeenLaid jaggin off to my porn scan or posting it on his perv website? Hmmm.
Backscatter X-ray uses ionizing radiation, a known cumulative health hazard, to produce images of passengers’ bodies. Children, pregnant women, the elderly, and those with defective DNA repair mechanisms are considered to be especially susceptible to the type of DNA damage caused by ionizing radiation. Also at high risk are those who have had, or currently have, skin cancer. —wewontfly.com
Okay. Feel me up, you fugly ass bitches.
Very Special Hat Tip to Ric for sharing his traumatic airport porn scan