Clarence Likes to Watch.

Cuckoo for cocoa cocks, Virginia Thomas was just innocently asking professor Anita Hill for an apology.

Virginia was not generating a publicity stunt to promote Supreme Court Justice Clarence “Long Dong Silver” Thomas’ new book!

In Virginia’s own words:

I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my husband. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. OK, have a good day.”  –Virginia Thomas’ message on Anita Hill’s voicemail.

Virginia took time out of her busy day…

(which included ordering Cockwork Orgy and  Pornnochio on pay-per-view with hubby, Clarence)

….to help Hill get right with Republican Jesus.

Virginia is awesome like that!

Well, along comes an old girlfriend of the judge and poops on everything.

Metaphorically, not sexually, Thomases! Ya gross-ass freaks.

Former Thomas flame Lillian McEwan spilled her guts to the Washington Post on her ex-boyfriend’s love of all things dirty:

“He was always actively watching the women he worked with to see if they could be potential partners,”

“partial to women with large breasts”

“He was obsessed with porn.”

McEwan just coincidentally happens to shopping a memoir piece to publishers.


HILL: He spoke about acts that he had seen in pornographic films, involving such matters as women having sex with animals, and films showing group sex, or rape scenes. He talked about pornographic materials, depicting individuals with large penis’ or large breasts involved in various sex acts. On several occasions, Thomas told me graphically of his own sexual prowess.
KING: OK, when you saw that, Lillian, what did you think?
MCEWEN: I thought she was telling the truth.
KING: Based on your own observations about him?
KING: Were you shocked that someone was saying this publicly?

Totally unrelated.  The awesomest writechic search engine phrase of the day: “next fucker that disses me dies!”


30 thoughts on “Memories with Justice Long Dong Silver

  1. I don’t get what all the head-scratching is about among the pundits as to why Ginny T chose to do this thing.

    There’s an election coming up. GT is a conservative activist (read anti-American anti-democracy pro-plutocracy activist). What better way to wind up the rabid base of wingnuts than to remind of the horrible things the libruls did to her innocent, angelic husband than to attack (and it is an attack) the woman who questioned her husband’s character twenty years ago?

    If one were mean one might note that her husband’s position on the Supreme Court could have been better served by a brighter, more active mind than Clarence’s, say, for example, someone like Terry Schiavo. But who could be that mean?

  2. for what it’s worth, a friend of mine lived in OK City during this period, and he said the word around town there from people who were supposedly in the know was that Anita Hill had a reputation as a nut case.
    the wife sounds like a dingbat too…and he’s surely not distinguished himself during his tenure.
    i’d sure hate to think my fate was being decided by someone who never opens his mouth to ask a question during arguments in court.

  3. This is so funny, I almost pissed all over myself. If Chief Justice Roberts reads this, it might even give him another stroke. Congressional Democrats are talking about impeaching Roberts for failure to disclose his medical condition. They had to swear Obama in again at a secret second ceremony because Roberts screwed up the inauguration so badly. The Republican majority of the US Supreme Court & their little brothers in Alabama are a joke.

    • Truly. If I can help you laugh and wet yourself, I’m doing something right. 😆

      What is it about the law that makes such uber assholes of Catholics? But Sotomayor’s Catholic…maybe it’s the Jesuit influence. I’ll have to research that again.

  4. I just love this one!

    I’ve been reading you for a while and would dearly love to blogroll you.

    May I?

    Thanks for your unique take on the current cataclysms!

    Where’s your “followers” box?


    • Hi, Suzan! 🙂

      Pretty icky, eh? Looks like Thomas pretty much secured his nomination with perjury.

      I appreciate you reading. You can subscribe under the live feed box in the left sidebar.

      P.S. Do blogroll me. I’ll put you in mine, too. 😀

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