Look atcha with your princess crown, your cartoon friends, and your fancy panties hanging out like you were never raised to be a lady.
You think that sense of style I provide for you is free???
Well, it’s not, ya little ingrate!
Little British children think they have it hard walking around with less than $10 a week in their pockets.
(Their parents can afford that because they don’t believe in orthodontics!)
In this Greatest Recession Ever (which is alleged to have ended), this family’s gone communist!
That’s right. I’m not afraid to say it! And I’m certainly not afraid to subject you to it!
Each according to her need, each according to whatever the hell I say!
I’m calling it the Mom Manifesto, and you will bow down or lose your video game privileges!
One out of seven Americans now lives in poverty, and you’re lucky you’re not one of them.