The Huckster hustled out his old law of the Christian-Republican jungle for the Values Voter Summit.
Their values? Sick people are pieces of shit.
It sounds so good, and it’s such a warm message to say we’re not gonna deny anyone from a preexisting condition,” Huckabee explained at the Value Voters Summit today. “Look, I think that sounds terrific, but I want to ask you something from a common sense perspective. Suppose we applied that principle [to] our property insurance. And you can call your insurance agent and say, “I’d like to buy some insurance for my house.” He’d say, “Tell me about your house.” “Well sir, it burned down yesterday, but I’d like to insure it today.” And he’ll say “I’m sorry, but we can’t insure it after it’s already burned.” Well, no preexisting conditions.” –Mike Huckabee not realizing he’s a total cocksucker at the Values Voter Summit.
The video is Huckabee running his hustle on the anesthetized consciences of Fox News zombies a few months ago.
Moment of silence for Huckabee’s pre-existing condition. (Thanks, Nonnie!)