American Muslims are trying to save fat, white, cowardly wingnuts some money on their Xanex prescriptions by making this commercial.
See? Muslims have moments when they aren’t blowing shit up. Awesome, right?
Hopefully since Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and 87,000ish other self-pitying, scared and badly-dressed white folks went to the Lincoln Memorial to Restore their Honor, shit will settle down. But in case it doesn’t, American Muslims are helping.
This strategery worked out righteously for the Mormons. Everybody thinks they’re normal now. Except for Mitt Romney’s hair…and first name…and Glenn Beck.