Banking on an American accent being better than British, BP will replace CEO Tony Hayward with Robert Dudley and send Tony to Siberia, Russia…
…where the food is even grosser than England.
Tony is taking Dudley’s old job playing bitch to billionaire Russians at BP-TNK.
Dudley had to flee Russia because BP-TNK’s oligarch co-owners hassled him hard over a shareholder dispute (Reuters)!
Both Reuters and AP report Haytard’s transfer as a sign the company still values the CEO who wanted “his life back.”
But BP’s big guns might just be trying to save the $18,000,000 golden parachute Tony has strapped to his back if he’s tossed.
Hey, BP Big Guns: Siberia…very funny. But a parachute made of actual gold coupled with bouncing Tony from 10,000 feet over the Gulf of Mexico…much funnier.