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Must have been rough on NOAA’s Director Jane Lubchenco finding her way out of BP CEO Tony Hayward’s asshole…

Cuz you know that Tony bitch’s tight ass could secure a toothpick with a Big Bud 747 tractor tugging against it.

Lubchenco surfaced to tell the public that information on the so-called plumes is only circumstantial.

Hey, Jane!  Bitch-whore, the EPA already has subsurface plumes documented and made the information available to the public.

After repeated grilling by The Huffington Post’s Dan Froomkin, Janey caved:

It is quite possible that there is oil beneath the surface,” Lubchenco finally acknowledged under repeated questioning. “I think there is reason to believe that may be the case.”

ABC News went right to the grimy source with a team of University of Georgia researchers:

Awesome how OUR government via Jane is trying to stay on BP’s message!

BP is also trying to block the press’ access to photos of dead animals and from talking to cleanup crews.  Outrage prompted one BP contractor to show a New York reporter a decomposing dolphin.  The worker said they found the mammal with “oil pouring out of it.”

Mississippi and Alabama beaches are now being spoiled, and thousands of tar balls loom off the Florida panhandle.

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18 thoughts on “Well, Look Who Crawled Out of BP’s Butthole

    • Nope. Sorry to say she’s a recent appointee. Sorry to say she’s a dumb ass.

      And did you see the ABC story? BP has dealt with underwater oil plumes before near Norway.

      Haytard’s trying to make everybody think his oil is like salad dressing and of course, the oil part rises to the top. But the Gulf isn’t a friggin’ bottle. It’s huge and in constant motion.

      • If it’s like salad dressing, then why don’t they eat it?

        Sorry; I’m just tired of the supa-rich pissing on poor folks not because they hate poor folks but rather either because they don’t even see the poor folks in the first place or because *it doesn’t even occur to them NOT to piss on them*.

        That said, just listened to a righteous Cake song on tha radio, so that’s ok.

        • Oh, me too. Believe me. That’s why Jane the Science Dame pisses me off. Why the fuck is she lifting her leg?

  1. This is so depressing and frustrating. And now we’re going to get the Dark Fathers spokeswoman to tell us it’s all right. These people must travel with a lot of bodyguards. As far as man made disasters go, they will soon outdo the killing of the Colorado river delta (1,930,000 square miles-400 species) that is dead as a can of spam.

    • Rachel Maddow had an excellent broadcast last night on the wetlands and what’s at risk. Louisiana produces more seafood than the entire East Coast. And there was equation, something like…2.7 square miles of wetlands equals one less foot of water in a tropical storm surge. At any rate, every minute was worth watching.

  2. Oh lovely. NOAA is whoring with Tony, and last night James Carville said Tuesday night he walked into a New Orleans restaurant and found Tony Hayward having dinner with Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen. Nice to know BP doesn’t do anything that’s a conflict of interest. Assholes! What a total cockup this is!

    • Good on Carville for saying what he saw! If I get time, I’ll blingee a love scene between Allen and Haytard.

  3. Now that Billy Nungesser FINALLY got permission to dredge and make barrier islands and try to save the marshes, I hope no tropical depressions, storms or hurricanes come along until his teams are done. His parish took a hard hit during Katrina. Imagine what a hurricane storm surge would do now there and in NOLA with the wetlands being destroyed and oil-soaked! I could see poor Billy snap and chase those supposedly in charge with a shovel! If I was there I’d yell and ask for a shovel too!

  4. let’s buy ol’ jane a bathing suit and make her go swimming in the gulf. when she comes out completely marinated, then i’ll listen to what she has to say.

    • I read today an oil sheen was spotted near the Keys. Then some 100 miles West of Tampa. Guess that’s an anomaly…or spontaneous generation or whatever science she’s playing at.

  5. One of the Possibly Related Links on this page is to the blog of a lady prez of a marketing co. She asked, Will BP recover? Was going to say who gives a F? but I said put those responsible in jail, seize all assets and profits to pay for losses and cleanup, put someone in charge who is worthy and human and put Tony Hayward in front of a firing squad! I thought this tragedy and all this woman cares about is fucking BP! It’s why I always said of corporate America: It’s the love of money wrapped in a cloak of secrecy and lies! Speaking of that you should
    see the old geyser now that they made the cut and are supposed to put the cap on.

    • I need to go an get updates, Joan. I might hafta go old school and buy a newspaper for the car ride! 😀

  6. Ya know, I can’t believe the amount of money damn BP is willing to waste to kiss their own asses! Tonight Anderson Cooper said and showed that if you go to Google and Yahoo! and type in Oil Spill you get first a BP sponsored site that will tell you, ahem, the great job BP is doing on the spill. In other words they are more willing to pay for shit like that than give fishermen and small business owners more money. So I’ve been going to both search engines and typing in Tony Hayward-fucking wanker, fucking asshole, fucking bastard, etc. And BP-lies, deceit, liars, etc. Figure if they keep track of entries, well.

    • Anderson Cooper is doing a fantastic job. I saw a Huffington Post headline that read Cooper attacks BP, but that’s just not the case. Cooper just says, this is what BP said and here’s the reality. The disparity is jaw-dropping.

  7. By the way, I read Billy N. is 51 and engaged. Someone tried to interview him but right now he’s constantly on the phone, in meetings, out at the marshes or in the water and constantly busy. He’s not a bad looking guy but heavy and if he lost weight it would keep him healthier. I know-I need to lose weight for health reasons. Being in that Louisiana heat should drop weight-it’s been in the 90s and stormy with dewpoints in the 70s and that’s very humid. Anyway I applaud what he is doing and wish him luck!

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