Don’t let the name PETERson fool ya…dude is hung like a cocktail frank.
The horse and gun tell the story.
I know all you respectable states are jealous that you don’t get these sorts of election theatrics.
Republican candidate Dale Peterson is one pissed off white guy. That’s why he’s yelling for a solid minute about why Alabama needs him as the Commissioner of Agriculture.
Oh, the woes that he knows:
- Thousands of Mexicans illegals illegal Mexicans browning up Alabama’s lily pallor!
- Folks stealing his yard signs!
- Thousands of Mexicans illegals illegal Mexicans infiltrating Alabama schools!
- His opponent Norman Grace got money from corporate interests before Dale could and bragged about it on Facebook! On Facebook!!!
- Thousands of Mexicans illegals illegal Mexicans taking driver license tests in Spanish!!!
So, vote for Dale Peterson as Commissioner of Agriculture…Or he’ll fucking shoot you!!!!
…and then go back to his day job as a gay rodeo clown.
Nice Winchester, Dale.