h/t Wonkette

Evolution best explains the origin of life???????” –True Republican PAC ad quoting Bradley Byrne, but adding a really dumb questioning tone at the end of the sentence.

Evolution does not explain the origin of life in Alabama.  Inbreeding does.  Bradley Byrne probably hasn’t fucked his sister-cousin either, and that’s why the GOP hates him.

Wait!  Maybe he has!

Byrne protests!  He is retarded enough for Alabama!

“As a member of the Alabama Board of Education, the record clearly shows that I fought to ensure the teaching of creationism in our school text books. Those who attack me have distorted, twisted and misrepresented my comments and are spewing utter lies to the people of this state.” Byrne Press Release

Ad season is mad season. 🙂


17 thoughts on “Bradley Byrne: Not Retarded Enough for Alabama

  1. oy vey. i love how bay buchanan says that elena kagan being a supreme will dumb down the court, but i bet she has no problem with the idiots who ran this ad and/or bradley byrne. 🙄

  2. Apparently there is some hope for Alabama: they let you live there. What strange hold do you have on the powers that be? It must be powerful, ’cause they haven’t kicked you out yet or forced you to wear an ‘I Am Stupid’ hat. What’s your secret?

    • I could be that I’m very small and silly. But more likely, the dear people of the Great state of Alabama need someone to point at and say, “She’s going to Hell!!!” 😆

  3. Don’t ya love the way “sister-cousin” trips the brain and starts making a mind do genealogical calculus? 😀

    The only real live case of a sister-cousin I ever saw was in Utah…just to be perfectly honest. 😯

  4. I want this on a bumper sticker!!!!!!!!!

    “Evolution does not explain the origin of life in Alabama. Inbreeding does.”

    • Byrne probably makes the mentally disabled folks feel better about their lot…the way Mississippi makes Alabama feel better about itself. 😀

  5. wait… whu… whu…. WHAT THE FUCK IS AMERICA COMING TO!!!

    my GOD!!!! this is supposed to get people to STOP voting for byrne?!?!!? jesus mohamad and buddha, man!! what viral form of stupid is spreading around down there??!?!?!

    i’m in too much shock to say anything that constructive right now… i gotta show this to other people… great find….

    i had no idea my eyes could vomit until about 2 minutes ago…

    • we gotta raise money for microscopes or some shit… this is unbelievable… i mean god DAMN it, you can see how toe fungus evolves over the course of a week if you don’t treat it right…. i KNOW they’ve heard of muhhafuggin toe fungus in Alabama….

      i’m gonna go back to ramming my skull into the keyboard

      qw EVT

      much better now….


    • Oh, it’s the right propaganda arm of the no-fun club. Glad you joined in. I would merrily suffer Mr. Byrne over Tim James….now that’s a fucking retard. 😀

      (Stella is a pretty name) 😀

      Oh, and I’m voting for Ron Sparks!

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