Evolution best explains the origin of life???????” –True Republican PAC ad quoting Bradley Byrne, but adding a really dumb questioning tone at the end of the sentence.
Evolution does not explain the origin of life in Alabama. Inbreeding does. Bradley Byrne probably hasn’t fucked his sister-cousin either, and that’s why the GOP hates him.
Wait! Maybe he has!
Byrne protests! He is retarded enough for Alabama!
“As a member of the Alabama Board of Education, the record clearly shows that I fought to ensure the teaching of creationism in our school text books. Those who attack me have distorted, twisted and misrepresented my comments and are spewing utter lies to the people of this state.” Byrne Press Release
Ad season is mad season. 🙂