I reckon Younus Abdullah Muhammad is so goddamn mean cuz his parents gave him a pussy name.
I didn’t think I’d see a bigger douchebag this week than ALIPAC President William Gheen, but I was wrong. Younus stepped up and took the cake.
…And obviously ate it with several sides of pork rinds and forty ounces of Natty Lite.
Younus made headlines this week when he frenzied up fundamentalist crazies on his website, Revolution Muslim, which isn’t getting a link because, well, fuck ’em.
Ha, ha, ha. Trey Parker and Matt Stone made Younus say “Bear Suit” on his homo site!
Younus’ readers brought the scary to Comedy Central this week via death threats aimed at the creators of South Park. Revolution Muslim said, “We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid, and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh” who was savagely murdered by people who are skull-fucked by religion. Parker and Stone cartooned on though Comedy Central censored them all to hell.
If Younus was a South Park character, you know he’d be Cartman. I mean look at him. He’s a heifer, same shape head, dorky hat, and he’s an uber asshole.
He’s definitely fucking things up for regular Muslim Americans…which pisses me off. Younus and Revolution Muslim are NOT the voice of Islam, and like their spiritual fucktard cousins, Pat Robertson et al., they confuse themselves with deity.
Some of ya’ll may not know it, but the Shia are all about depictions of Muhammad the Prophet…like Catholics or Eastern Orthodox with their religious icons. And Shia love them some Jesus. Of course their religious images are obviously the work of devotees and not comedians.
Parker and Stone made Muhammad a pretty goddamn awesome superhero with the power of flame in their Super Best Friends episode:
And the nutballs are fucking it up for everyone. Jon Stewart gave Younus a very proper and courageous “Go fuck yourself” on The Daily Show.
Don’t think I’m brave for writing this. I control a small army of homosexual rednecks in Cullman County, Alabama who are ready to ass rape Younus and his girl name for giggles if I give the thumbs up. 😉