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Who Says Dead Grandpas Aren't Much Fun?
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And Robin Williams says Hitler killed all the funny Germans!  OMG.

Two German nationals, Gitta Jarant and Anke Anusic, found themselves arrested while traveling with a dead body.

Have corpse.  Will travel?

The dead guy in question was 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant.  Gitta was Curt’s wife and Anke his stepdaughter.  The two rolled the unsouled Curt around in a wheelchair at the Liverpool John Lennon Airport.

He’s not dead!  He’s stunned!

Witnesses say the deceased was wearing sunglasses, and according to reports, the wife and stepdaughter assured people he was sleeping.

He’s dreaming of the fjords!

Authorities say the women were attempting to smuggle the body from the UK to Germany.

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Gitta described Curt as “the best man in the world”.

Anke tells the BBC: “They would think that for 24 hours we would carry a dead person? This is ridiculous. He was moving, he was breathing. Eight people saw him.”

Gitta and Anke must appear in a UK courtroom on June 1.

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14 thoughts on “He’s Not Dead! He’s Resting!

  1. weekend at kurt’s? i bet they needed old kurt so that they could use the high occupancy vehicle lanes when one of the ladies wanted to stay home. just prop up ol’ kurt in the passenger’s seat, and they’re always good to go.

  2. You can’t blame them for trying. You can get a ticket on Ryanair from London to Hamburg for about 3 bucks – 55 by the time you whack through the ticketing pages, but that’s still a tiny fraction of what you have to pay to ship a corpse.

    • Such a great scene. I like the one with the monks chanting and rhythmically swatting themselves on the noggin, too. But the Sir Robin song is the best 🙂

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