Spring Break in Panama City Beach isn’t just a time for college students to cut loose. No. Local girls hit the beach parties looking for love, romance, and future husbands. Last night, two such young ladies, Ashley and Chelsey, were beach belles at the bikini ball. No less than 6’5″ tall, Ashley sported several new tattoos, and Chelsey eagerly showcased her friend’s body art to the drunken future accountants, doctors, and scientists of America.
First, a peace symbol on the ankle. Then Chelsey pulls Ashley’s swimming suit top to the side so everyone can see the star on her breast. Chelsey spins Ashley half way around like a ballerina princess so everyone can see her tramp stamp of a Celtic cross. Ashley faces forward again as Chelsey does a Vanna White-like sweep of the arm under the tattoos of two pistols on Ashley’s lower abdomen. Chelsey then grabs the front of Ashley’s bikini bottoms and yanks down to reveal the final tat masterpiece.
Ashley pulls back, mortified,
Chill, girl! I just got out of jail. I’m not shaved.”