Archdickhead Charles J. Chaput Archbishop Charles J. Chaput of Denver (left) defends a decision to prohibit the children of a lesbian couple from attending Catholic school.
He must be relying on that Bible passage that says something like: suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not for such is the kingdom of heaven…unless their mamas are lesbians.
Jesus was such a total hard-ass. (Mark 10 and a half)
Chapussy Chaput contends “the Church ‘does not claim’ that the children of lesbians ‘are less loved by God’.” (Think Progress)
Okay, I totally grant that disfellowshipping little children is a bazillion steps up from raping them. So props on that front. But WTF??
And speaking of fuck, you are TOTALLY ruining my Lent, you cocksucking, fuckety fucktards! Who’s mean to little kids?
Christ! That’s three in one sentence on a zero day!!! Bitches.
Have ya’ll not seen his Holy See’s fancy shoes and clever hats?!?
Benny. Dude. You are totally rockin’ that popey cowboy hat. In fact, ya look pretty damn gay.
So what’s the friggin’ problem!!!! This is your chance to mold the little minds and impressionable hearts of the youth, and you’re just blowing it.
Look how good ya did with me.
And I know Sister Ann was an uber-lesbian.