Professional asshole Rush Limbaugh will expatriate himself and move to a country with better health care when America passes its health care reform bill. The U.S. is 37th in world health care rankings; so, Oxycontin head is taking his act to the 36th best health care giver in the world when the HCR bill becomes law. He says he’s moving to Costa Rica to avoid the oppression.
Kinda lame, eh? I mean he could at least move to the 38th best, Slovenia. That would show a little integrity.
Rush will be enjoying Universal Effing Health Care (Caja) in his new nation home. Of course, he’ll have to pay about 10% of his income into the program.
He’ll LOVE that. And he’ll be taxed heavily to help the poor! Plus, the country abolished its army in 1949 and enjoys strong environmental policies.
Hahahahaha. He’s going to peaceful, treehugger land. Maybe they’ll make his ass a state or province or whatever they have.
Yet…the evil Quasimoto of Radio can opt for cheap private insurance, but that won’t cover his pre-existing condition…that perpetually floppy, flaccid penis problem discovered when he was busted for Viagra smuggling.
Costa Rica will know doubt greet Rush as a liberator…
Or as an old, fat tourist dude trying to get his pervy sex on in a foreign country.