Mom Takes Her Sword
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A mom downed 40 ounces of malt courage before descending on her child’s elementary school with a damn sword, according to Memphis police.

Aw, hell no.

Thirty-two year old Toni Price allegedly intended to avenge her child who had been in a spitting fight the day before.

Have you thought about the therapy bills you’ll rack up for your youngster, Toni?

A staff member at Riverview Elementary reported the drunken woman running the school halls and brandishing a sword had threatened to cut her.

Price is charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.

Moral of the story: Ya booze, ya lose.  And so does your kid, asshole.


33 thoughts on “Mom Brings Sword to Spit Fight

    • Hi, Teach. 🙂

      I’m surprised they didn’t throw public intoxication in there, but whatev. Hopefully, she’ll be forced into counseling, too, maybe some community service.

  1. So that’s what I did wrong my last fight. I brought spit to a sword fight.

    Didn’t work out.

    Do you know how hard it is to bandage your tongue?

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