A mom downed 40 ounces of malt courage before descending on her child’s elementary school with a damn sword, according to Memphis police.
Aw, hell no.
Thirty-two year old Toni Price allegedly intended to avenge her child who had been in a spitting fight the day before.
Have you thought about the therapy bills you’ll rack up for your youngster, Toni?
A staff member at Riverview Elementary reported the drunken woman running the school halls and brandishing a sword had threatened to cut her.
Price is charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.
Moral of the story: Ya booze, ya lose. And so does your kid, asshole.