Ya know. One minute, you’re an unassuming couple trying to get by. We’ll call that point A.
Next, you’re retards of the week on YouTube. Point B.
How did the nice looking man in the ambulance get from point A to point B?
Oh, he just stabbed his wife in the shoulder during a fight over the last piece of fish during dinner.
It better have been salmon, bitches. Or friggin’ caviar. But I’m thinkin’ not. It was probably fish sticks.
And the Mrs., she ain’t no lady. The hubby had cut marks up and down his arms according to WTOL in Toledo, Ohio.
If you cannot refrain from stabbing a spouse on grounds of morality or law, think about YouTube. For the kids.
And a friend who actually watched this newscast explained the Chuck E. Cheese over-the-shoulder graphic appearing at the end. Pistol whip fight at Chuck E. Cheese.
Aw, yeah. World is nuts.