Get busy, China!
To keep production levels high, the head of population and family planning Zhang Feng in Guangdong, China wants more attention given to people’s sex lives.
Feng believes that many in the migrant worker population in his province are suffering from “severe sexual repression.” Lack of education and frustration are driving them to unsafe practices, if they’re getting any at all.
What! Shrinking penises means shrinking production means shrinking world-wide worker dominance!
Feng notes a spike in STDs (性病) in his area.
He suspects prostitutes have something to do with it. Although severe sexual repression is not limited to males, 36% of married men are reported as suffering from the condition, and that’s not good for production:
Again this year, I am asking for the government to do the research. Migrant workers will develop less interest in work if they cannot satisfy their sex needs,” Zhang said.
I’m just hoping the PSA ads look better than this:
Guangdong migrant workers often come from poorer agricultural areas to make better pay in a factory.