This is exactly why these fuckers should stop listening to the Mean Jesus who says to hate gay people and Democrats and poor people who don’t want your religion and everybody else who isn’t a fundamentalist whack job.
What’s really funny is that Aljazeera was over-the-top nice in their reporting of this story…obviously completely convinced these people are morons.
God is the one who called us to come here, and we just really believed that this was His purpose,” said Carla Thompson, one of the group’s arrested members. (Reuters)
So. Mean Jesus tricked ten dumbasses into child trafficking charges.
The ten *Southern Baptist Convention devotees took it upon themselves to fly down to Haiti and save the earthquake orphans. Who needs papers? God is the 33 passports and additional paperwork required to transport children from Haiti to the Dominican Republic.
(*The SBC has already said, NOT OUR BAD. This wasn’t a church sponsored thing.)
Reactions from alleged orphans are fairly alarming, “I”m not an orphan” said one. And another begged officials to call her parents.
DID THEY EVEN HAVE AN INTERPRETER! JESUS CHRIST!
Maybe not–since SBCs are generally into that fancy communist France talk.
Another suspect from the Baptist group, Laura Silsby reassures:
The truth ultimately is that we came here to help the children, and we know that God will reveal truth.” (NPR)
And believe she’s talking about the Mean Jesus that tricked her dumb ass the first time.
FYI, Grand Poobah of Dumb, Laura Silsby, is also a bit of an e-celebrity in online business circles apparently.