Don’t be evil, bitches!
Google threatens China with a free society. The search engine giant has ended its censorship deal with the communist* nation after finding out the company’s infrastructure was attacked by some super-duper sophisticated hacker.
Not sophisticated enough!
Without saying, “Chinese government,” Google indicated some asshole tried to infiltrate the gmail accounts of Chinese human rights workers. Part of Google’s agreement with the country included rigorous monitoring of http://www.google.cn/. The company says, it is open to further discussions, but no longer will do the dirty work. Thirty percent of China’s market relies on Google.
And don’t bother with your open letter to China, folks. I thought of one over dinner with lots of references to being gay…because this was supposed to be a diplomatic letter and the Chinese are just tickled by homosexuality. Here’s how it turned out:
Why are your freedom of speech policies so gay? Why did you try to infiltrate the human rights workers’ Google accounts? This is so gay. Hating freedom of speech is a homosexual behavior. So, dear China, please stop acting so gay.
You did excellent work hosting the Olympics in Beijing by the way. Good job. The Olympics are not gay like censorship.
Thank you, MelissaTranslator:親愛的中國 為什麼是您的言論自由政策很同性戀？ 為什麼您設法滲入人權工作者的Google帳戶？ 這是同性戀行為。 恨言論自由是同性戀特徵。 如此，中國，請停止行動很快樂。 您在北京的做了一個優秀工作順便說一句主持奧林匹克。 好工作。 奧林匹克不是同性戀的像審查。謝謝，蜂
Dear China, why your freedom of speech policy is very homosexuality? Why do you try to permeate the human rights worker’s Google account? This is the gaydar. Hates the freedom of speech is the homosexuality characteristic. So, China, please stop moving very homosexuality. You did an outstanding work in Beijing by the way to preside over the Olympics. Good work. The Olympics are not the homosexuality elephant examination.Thanks, Melissa