Click to see video released August 2010 by police in Toledo.
Give me McNuggets, or Give Me Jail Time!
When this bitch wants McNuggets, she ain’t playin’.
And neither were police in Toledo when they had to arrest 24-year-old Melodi Dushane.
Dushane flew into a McRage and punched out the drive-thru window when she learned McDonald’s was would not serve her chicken McNuggets before 10:30 in the morning.
Oh, yeah, she messed up her hand and had to be treated at Mercy St. Charles Hospital. Then she was hauled off to Lucas County Jail…
…where incidentally my late uncle Tom spent a night in the slammer with comedian Paul Lynn.
Dushane pleaded NOT GUILTY. Hello, they were holding out on McNuggets.
She’s been released on a “supervised recognizance bond.”
…which I think might be normal human talk for TAKE YOUR GODDAMN PROZAC!!!!
ht The Toledo Blade
Updated for posterity and shit.