Hold on to your Vicky’s Secrets, ladies!
Karl Rove is now the pastiest, viagra-poppinest, late middle-aged bachelor on the market as of last week. A judge in Texas declared an end to the 27 year marriage of Darby Hickson and Bush’s Bagman. This makes nuptial fail number two for Rove. His marriage to his first wife, a Houston socialite, ended after one year.
Rove has a book coming out in March 2010 which is sure to reveal nothing. But actor Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, both claim Rove was hitting on Evi. If it was just Randy saying so, I’d say tell it to the aliens, but Mrs. Quaid at least has more credibility than Rove.
So, there you have it. The sanctity of marriage in the shitter.