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Happy Christmas, now get the hell out!

If this cartoon is just another day-in-life from the playbook of someone you know, it may not hurt to spice up your gift-giving with the holiday divorce voucher.

Lawyers in London are ready to help out.

Lloyd Platt & Company charge $530 (USD) an hour, and they’re selling what amounts to dissolution gift certificates.  One voucher gets the ball rolling with an initial consultation.

The firm’s founder, Vanessa Lloyd Platt muses,  “They seem to appeal to an enormously widespread spectrum of people looking for that ‘must have’ gift for Christmas.”

And old Lloyd himself chimes in, “Christmas tends to be a particularly stressful time for families, with a huge rise in people seeking advice each January.”

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