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Show of hands.  Who hasn’t slept with Tiger Woods?  Well, here’s your chance to tell all.  Fess up, bitches! 😉

Tiger is taking a sabbatical from golf to spend more time with his sex partners.

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11 thoughts on “We Are All Tiger’s Ex Mistresses Now

    • Eldrick? Really? Wow. At least he didn’t go the Igor route. With a name like “Eldrick” it’s either Igor or golf, and Igors don’t see as much action.

      Despite the humps.

      Tiger, Tiger, shining bright
      In the Motel 6’s of the night
      What rented hand or mortal eye
      Can trace thy bedroom profligacy?

      Enh.

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