Hey, all you piss poor excuses for Americans crying and moaning about the Greatest Recession Ever. Don’t get any ideas about revolting against Wall Street.
They are ready for you whiny bitches.
Bloomberg reports executives at Goldman Sachs…
(aka Sacks of Gold, Man…or just Sacks among the proles)
….executives are arming themselves against the angry public. And NYPD confirms that it believes some bankers have pistol permits–but cannot name names yet.
So, don’t even think about coming for what’s theirs…or what was yours, suckas.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE ON GOLDMAN SACHS: Oh! Get a load of this from my traffic log. Folks at Goldman Sachs are reading about a lawmaker banning cameltoes…no doubt stroking their pistols at the same time. Freaks.
|Domain Name||gs.com ? (Commercial)|
|IP Address||12.47.208.# (GOLDMAN SACHS COMPANY)|
|ISP||AT&T WorldNet Services|
|Operating System||Microsoft Windows Server 2003|
|Browser||Internet Explorer 8.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.2; Trident/4.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; MS-RTC LM 8; CPT-IE401SP1; InfoPath.2)
|Time of Visit||Dec 4 2009 1:07:00 pm|
|Last Page View||Dec 4 2009 1:07:00 pm|
|Visit Length||55 seconds|
|Visit Entry Page||http://writechic.wor…abide-the-camel-toe/|
|Visit Exit Page||http://writechic.wor…abide-the-camel-toe/|
And dudes, what’s up with the 2003 server? You can afford to upgrade.