Take That You Filthy Proles
Take that, You Filthy Peasants!

Hey, all you piss poor excuses for Americans crying and moaning about the Greatest Recession Ever.  Don’t get any ideas about revolting against Wall Street.

They are ready for you whiny bitches.

Bloomberg reports executives at Goldman Sachs…

(aka Sacks of Gold, Man…or just Sacks among the proles)

….executives are arming themselves against the angry public.  And NYPD confirms that it believes some bankers have pistol permits–but cannot name names yet.

So, don’t even think about coming for what’s theirs…or what was yours, suckas.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE ON GOLDMAN SACHS:  Oh!  Get a load of this from my traffic log.  Folks at Goldman Sachs are reading about a lawmaker banning cameltoes…no doubt stroking their pistols at the same time.  Freaks.

Domain Name gs.com ? (Commercial)
IP Address 12.47.208.# (GOLDMAN SACHS COMPANY)
ISP AT&T WorldNet Services
Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : New York
City : New York
Lat/Long : 40.7619, -73.9763 (Map)
Language unknown
Operating System Microsoft Windows Server 2003
Browser Internet Explorer 8.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.2; Trident/4.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; MS-RTC LM 8; CPT-IE401SP1; InfoPath.2)
Javascript disabled
Time of Visit Dec 4 2009 1:07:00 pm
Last Page View Dec 4 2009 1:07:00 pm
Visit Length 55 seconds
Page Views 1
Referring URL unknown
Visit Entry Page http://writechic.wor…abide-the-camel-toe/
Visit Exit Page http://writechic.wor…abide-the-camel-toe/

And dudes, what’s up with the 2003 server? You can afford to upgrade.


2 thoughts on “Wall Street Bankers Get Their Guns

    • If they’re living looking over their shoulders, feeling hated by the “peasants”, and don’t feel safe unless they’re packing heat….that’s a nice bit of a karmic start.

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