Jesus Punches Carrie Prejean in the Face
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This just in…Jesus’ followers are really pissing him off.  They are such a vast embarrassment.  It seems Christian devotee and proud conservative Carrie Prejean accidently made seven additional dirty porn tapes and inadvertently had 30 more nasty pictures taken.

So, the Almighty hauled off and socked her one.

She’s all about getting her sex on, but scandalized herself during the Miss USA pageant with ridiculous remarks about same sex marriage.

Just so you know, until today, I had not read a single Carrie Prejean story.  I’ve seen headlines and passed.  I’ve heard blurbs on TV and turned the channel.

When the first sex tape was discovered, she called it the biggest mistake of her life.

Subsequent revealed pornos are, I guess, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th biggest mistakes of her life.

When Prejean lost her runner-up crown, she blamed the pageant for discriminating against her for being a good Christian.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!  ::snort:: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A gay caller asked on Larry King what she would advise her gay friends on the subject of marriage.  The bitch wigs…


8 thoughts on “Jesus Punches Carrie Prejean in the Face

  1. All I want to do is ride around Sally is playing on the TeeVee as I say, all I want to know is, where do we see the pictures on the Net?

  2. What a total moron. I hadn’t heard that there was more than one sex tape. I just love how she wigged out on Larry King. She makes me gag.

    • Yeah, and I feel pretty special getting the scoop on that. 😉

      As for Sarah, that whole l’enfant terrible complex…she really is just Old Carrie, isn’t she?

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