Eddie Munster grew up and became a sports reporter at CNBC. Who frickin’ knew?
So, athlete extraordinaire Meb Keflezighi is the first American to win the New York marathon since 1982. And CNBC Sports Reporter Darren Rovell takes a 26 mile dump on the runner’s victory:
Given our disappointing results, embracing Keflezighi is understandable. But Keflezighi’s country of origin is Eritrea, a small country in Africa. He is an American citizen thanks to taking a test and living in our country.”
Could you pass that test, jackass? Did you know when America was looking for allies against Saddam Hussein, Eritrea signed on to help our sorry wrong-country-invading asses?
Oh, but Darren Douche goes on…
Nothing against Keflezighi, but he’s like a ringer who you hire to work a couple hours at your office so that you can win the executive softball league.”
Keflezighi says he has heard it all before. He’s used it because he’s lives in America.
I see a Rovell making a fine career covering Dodgeball at the Ocho.