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He has taken his turn hurting the tender feelings of sensitive Republicans who are just trying to save health insurance companies.  Now that crazy, mavericky, diarrhea-of-the-mouth congressman from Florida is going after the world’s oldest profession.  Whores.

Not to be confused with the Parliament of  Whores.

Representative Alan Grayson referred to a former lobbyist in the gone-viral video above as a K-Street whore.

Not to be confused with C Street Whores.  D.C. is just a big ol’ alphabet of hooker haven highways, eh?

Seems Grayson took exception to being schooled in economics by said lobbying trollop Linda Robertson who used to lobby for Enron and now works for Super-Economic Retard Man, Ben Bernanke.

Democrats cannot abide a colleague with a spine and are contemplating eating their own:

There’s no call for that language.  No call for it.  That’s absurd.  If he was standing here now, I’d say that to him,” said Rep. Bill Pascrell, Democrat from Jersey’s Big Sissy District.

“Is this news to you that this guy’s one fry short of a Happy Meal?” asked Rep. Anthony Weeeener (D-NY).

In spite of comfort coming from Republicans and Democrats, whores everywhere have cried themselves to sleep (it is their bedtime about now) reeling from the outlandish comparison.

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5 thoughts on “Gasp! Rep. Grayson Insults Whores Now!

  1. Oh it’s all like drug addiction. You start off dating a few sluts and before you know it you’ve graduated to whores. And there ya go! Smooth move Professor Penispump! – It won’t be long before you’re caught in a parked car with a slutty-whore. You keep it up and you’ll be messing with lady-boys from Tailand, but I don’t wanna talk about that right now.

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