So, what’s that foul wind on the air in America today? Why it’s no more than the hot, nasty breath of conservatives huffing and puffing over President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.
Limbaugh asserts the award is a diabolical plot by the international community to stop a surge in Afghanistan.
“Affirmative Action,” decries Erick Erickson of Red State dot Shit Fer Brains.
“What has President Obama actually accomplished?” marvels RNC chair Michael Steel.
And the RNC in a front of united douchebaggery made this statement:
It is unfortunate that the president’s star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights.”
Former UN jester Michael Bolton says, “He should decline.”
Fox News tool Bill Kristol gnashes his teeth, “Shoulda gone to John McCain.”
And the very, very, very, very conservative Taliban calls the prize, “Unjust!”
In fairness to them all, it can’t be pleasant having your balls cut off.
Disclaimer: Senator John McCain congratulated the President noting, “He now has even more to live up to.” And Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty (R) also offered Obama congratulations.