I’m just saying, keeping your dick in your pants goes a hell of a lot farther in protecting the institution of marriage than denying it to gay people.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s taint was stinking up the state capital as routine business on drunk driving and falling tax revenues went on.
Dozens of media whores crowded the corridors to get the governor and his taint on video as they conducted their first official meeting since announcing he’s a man slut.
This week, Sanford admitted to an extramarital with a chick in Argentina even though he’s been married to another chick for 20 years.
The taint had no comment.