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Breaking NEWS!!!!  Republican has affair with woman and is not homosexual and never has been homosexual!!!

Props to Governor Mark  Sanford (R-SC) for not marching his wife up to the podium to look horribly uncomfortable while he makes an ass-kissing apology for cheating.

If I were him, I’d march the Argentinian trollop up on the stage with me and say to the press, “It’s nothing you haven’t heard before.  This bitch puts out.  The bitch at home didn’t.  Round of applause, please, for the one that puts out.   Welcome to my midlife crisis.  Thank you very much.”

Sanford is resigning as head of the Republican Governors Association.  He’s not saying whether he’ll resign as governor though.

Check out the emails between Sanford and his lover.

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13 thoughts on “Governor Sanford Gets Laid in South America

  1. Hi Melissa,

    Shaking my head in disbelief that once again another Republican has shot himself and his party in the feet. Whatever happened to being open and honest and saying to your partner that they simply don’t do it for you anymore, and simply moving on with one’s integrity intact?! Honesty is the best policy for all parties involved.

    Hope your week is progressing along as you would like. Back on Friday to do my weekly drive-by. All the best.

      • You are so kind, Melissa, but the Republican Party needs candidates to draw others into the party, and I’m afraid some of my stances on foreign policy issues would only hurt the image of a party that so desperately needs to lean more toward the middle of the political spectrum.

        Republican or Democrat, it’s just so unfair that the wives have to endure such an ultimate betrayal. Talk about being being damned if you do and damned if you don’t…it’s too bad these high-profile politicians wield so much power to destroy innocent lives around them when they commit selfish acts (the wives and children deserve so much better). It feels like I’m talking to the choir, so I’ll end here.

        Have a terrific weekend.

  2. Let me begin by saying that I am glad I solved this said problem by marrying an Argentine. An Argentine girl at that. For the record, Democrats are proven to be just as capable of being treacherous, sleazy dogs of men as Republicans. And is being openly gay much different at all then being hiddenly gay?

    • Ha!!! Funny.

      But if they’re republican, Broke, there’s a serious chance some kinky ass angle will be involved…ie. airport bathroom, ie. handcuffed gay hooker date…etc..

      time for mom’s birthday party!!!!

  3. Most men are weenies. They think that by being DISHONEST and not tellling their wife how they feel that they are protecting her feelings….until she finds out.

    Reformed adulterers are rare. For the truly commited ones, I wrote a book about addressing ALL the issues (even the painful ones) and getting both the man and woman to face their commitments, their DNA, and their lust honestly.

    http://www.makeyourwifehot.com was co-authored by my formerly frumpy wife and how smokin’ hot MILF.

    • Thanks for saying so, Rog. You (and yall) smiling makes me smile. It’s one of the reasons I do this. 😉

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