Breaking NEWS!!!! Republican has affair with woman and is not homosexual and never has been homosexual!!!
Props to Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC) for not marching his wife up to the podium to look horribly uncomfortable while he makes an ass-kissing apology for cheating.
If I were him, I’d march the Argentinian trollop up on the stage with me and say to the press, “It’s nothing you haven’t heard before. This bitch puts out. The bitch at home didn’t. Round of applause, please, for the one that puts out. Welcome to my midlife crisis. Thank you very much.”
Sanford is resigning as head of the Republican Governors Association. He’s not saying whether he’ll resign as governor though.
Check out the emails between Sanford and his lover.